We are pleased to announce that the new PC operating system, MS-DOS 3.3, and a hot new video game, Pac-Man, are available for download from our public distribbution sites, which have just upgraded to 2400 bps.
Revolutionary New Concept!!!!!! Lots of free extras!!!!! Free box!!!!! Free manual!!!!! Only $60!!!!!
OK, that'll be $40, plus $300 sales tax.
The next order of business is the vote on whether memory address
1DCE should be 0008. All in favor?
Opposed?..... Alright, now the matter of memory address 1DCF...
After 4 weeks of deliberation, we've decided that the software in question violates existing laws.
After 4 weeks of deliberation, we've decided to raise our salary.
El Presidente would like to remind the scum that he is enjoying his new computer software.
The important people have all of the necessary software.
Let everyone rejoice in the Emperor's new code!
Point, click, and serf.
There is no way to be perfect like the Earth Mother... but it doesn't hurt to use Her Almighty Software.