Q: What continent can an ostrich run to?
A: Ostralia

Q: What kind of dog is at smart as Bernard?
A: A Saint Bernard.

Q: What kind of ball did they use when they didn't have color?
A: A Soccer Ball.

Q: What kind of frog is really, really mean?
A: A bully frog.

Q: Which new state likes to mix things up?
A: New Mixico

Q: Which president likes ham?
A: Abraham Lincoln

Q: What kind of monster likes to gobble?
A: A gobblin.

Q: What state worships cows?
A: Cowifornia.

Q: Why did the baseball bat fly away?
A: Because it was a bat.

Q: What did the werewolf ask himself:
A: Where am I?