For more information about this meeting, contact Mary Anne Raymond.
|Title:||Make Money Fast! Metric spaces, algebras and amenability|
|Seminar:||Slow Pitch Seminar|
Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have
received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours. This program has
remained successful because of the HONESTY and INTEGRETY of the
participants. Please continue its success by carefully ADHERING TO
1) IMMEDIATELY mail $1.00 to the first 5 (five) names listed below
starting at number 1 through number 5. Send CASH only please
(total investment $5.00).
2) REMOVE the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the
other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and
number 3 will become number 2, etc.)
Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.
3) Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position
into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to
the file section. Call the file, MAKE.MONEY.FAST.
Why won’t this work? It turns out that the reason things go wrong is related to some deep questions in the geometry, analysis and representation theory of discrete groups and metric spaces. In turn, these questions tie in with one of the central conjectures of geometric functional analysis. The talk will be a gentle introduction to these ideas and not much background will be required.
Now, there’s a bridge in New York that you may be interested in buying…|
Room Reservation Information
|Date:||09 / 09 / 2008|
|Time:||05:00pm - 06:00pm|